I deliver pizza. Cats steal pizza.

Did they wash with soap after using the litter box? The sign at my pizza store says that 1,000,000,000,000 (trillion) germs can live in a gram of fecal matter. Guess I should go to Congress and find out why Feline hygiene education has heretofore gone unfunded.

Watch these fuzzy felines fulfill the measure of their creation and get into stuff they shouldn’t.

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